Please don’t let the dust bother you, it’s been a looong time since anyone has come out to these parts. Why ‘cept for the tower over yonder, there ain’t many people settled down here at all.

Don’t let the smell bother ya either - that’s just the sulfur deposit over there on the hill - now I personally call it a pain in ass to get to but it don’t have a proper name. Be careful headed up that way though, many a brave fool has traveled that way and fewer and fewer come back down.

Now y’all be good and listen to the Traffic Controller down there, she’ll get ya to Load-In, that’s what they’re calling the small base set up at the edge of the brambles, can’t drive through those - ‘less you wanna see what happens when you ruin a Diesel Jock’s ride.

Oh- you wanna know why there’s a few ruins at Moon? Well, you’ll just have to nose about and find out for yourself! But if you’re real lucky, you might find some delicious cheddar lyin’ around

Just remember, if you’re ever lost - look to the light, it’ll tell ya what’s comin’